A Good Enough Day

Jacob: Why is it still Zoey Anderson's facebook chess turn?

Zoey: Pressing matters, Jacob C!

Jacob: Zoey + facebook multitasking = fail.

Zoey: we definitely need to find something else to do with our days - how did this turn into five hours?!

Jacob: I dunno. In my defense, I'm still pretty sick and having a crushing headache... so there.

Zoey: I have no defense.

Except that I read that as 'crusting headstache'.

Jacob: That made me laugh quite a bit, then consider what that might entail and then laugh further. Unfortunately, this caused my head to hurt more. Another fail in a long line of failures for Zoey today.

Zoey: or a huge win, as that was my secret intention.

Jacob: Still a huge fail for multitasking.
Spinner and I are going to start a facebook group about how slow you are. It will be hurtful and have pictures of your head on things generally identified as being slow. Spinner does not know about this plan.

Zoey: can I have my head on a manatee? manatees are my favorite animal.
I often think about the noises they probably make; I imagine it's like a slow dronneeee noise.

I've always wanted my own facebook group.

Jacob: We will also have clever catch phrases like, "A bird, A plane, a.. we don't know but it's definitely not Zoey because it's traveling at a pace that's greater than zero!" Then we will chuckle and possibly eat cookies.

Zoey: ooh I love cookies. Hey! we could put your head on a horse guy!

Jacob: Then I would be a centaur! WIN.

Zoey: centaurs can't reproduce!
HUGE FAIL

Jacob: Because they're too awesome!
WIN

Zoey: I'd rather have sex than be greater than my regular amount of awesome!
FAIL

Jacob: Oh, we can have sex. Lots of it, there's just no consquences! (Except for Horse aids, terrible terrible horse aids)
WIN

Zoey: yeah, good luck getting a blow job.
FAIL

Jacob: If centaurs exist so do leprechauns and other appropriately heighted nymphs and such.
WIN

Zoey: ...
ewwww leprechaun sex. Their hats would be all askew!
HUGE FAIL

Jacob: RACIST!
ULTIMATE FAIL.

Zoey: ?!
Jacob C, this is true scandal. it'll probably be in the papers.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/zoeyanderson/jacobblowjobcentaur.gif

Jacob: That picture is hurtful and uncalled for. It was a private moment.

Zoey: Hey, I look up to you for your sexual openness

Jacob: Everyone looks up to me. I'm a centaur!

Zoey: even other centaurs? or are there other centaurs?

Jacob: Nope, just me. Hence my thing for leprechauns.

Zoey: How many leprechauns are there? is it a big playing field?
do you find it difficult to fit in?

Zoey: Uhh, I mean fit in socially not . . . uhh...

Jacob: If you think I'm going to discuss with someone who's clearly bigoted against them, think again.