Zoey: yeah, it is what i use. i was going to switch to gmail, but i figured if i stuck with hotmail the whole time i could pull the 'yeah well i had hotmail when it wasn't even cool' card.
it's really just an example of lateral thinking.
Jacob: I'm disappointed that you conceded this whole hotmail issue so quickly - I had timelines, anecdotes, possibly flowcharts, all ready for an ensuing debate.
It's a shame, really.
Zoey: hey, just because the situation is resolved does not mean i don't appreciate a good flow chart.
feel free to send them to my newest email address, spitingjacob@gmail.com
To: spitingjacob@gmail.com
From: thejacobchang@gmail.com
Hey, I tried to sign up for the address out of curiousity... and it was taken. If this is you, Zoey, you're hilarious, if this is someone else, I'm not trying to diminish your possible hilarity level, but I'm not really the one to judge you on it, given that we've never met and I know nothing about you, and you know equally little about me, beyond my apparent fascination with the sound of myself talking (typing?) and a likely propensity for run-on sentences of questionable grammatical merit.
To: thejacobchang@gmail.com
From: spitingjacob@gmail.com
i make an email, and i don't even get a flow chart?
for shame.
To: spitingjacob@gmail.com
From: thejacobchang@gmail.com
Speaking of grammar, what is with this non-capitalizing nonsense? That's some lazy typing. You should go on Binder's wall and check out the messages by his girlfriend - it's really something to aspire to.
It's not a flowchart, and it doesn't really concern the first issue, but it does address your new claim and I think it adequately shows that it fails as well. I'm sorry, I know it probably hurts.
I added a song from the best album of this year which you may or may not like, but is awesome nonetheless. Seriously, I love the album and think everyone else should too. It's like the Beach Boys, only good.
To: spitingjacob@gmail.com
From: thejacobchang@gmail.com
Speaking of grammar, what is with this non-capitalizing nonsense? That's some lazy typing. You should go on Binder's wall and check out the messages by his girlfriend - it's really something to aspire to.
It's not a flowchart, and it doesn't really concern the first issue, but it does address your new claim and I think it adequately shows that it fails as well. I'm sorry, I know it probably hurts.
I added a song from the best album of this year which you may or may not like, but is awesome nonetheless. Seriously, I love the album and think everyone else should too. It's like the Beach Boys, only good.
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MF - Hold Your Secrets to Your Heart.mp4
To: thejacobchang@gmail.com
From: spitingjacob@gmail.com
my shift key is broken. 'sure', you might say, 'but aren't there two other shift methods on your keyboard?'. well, the answer is yes, so i suppose i am lazy. think more ee cummings than illiterate islander.
From: spitingjacob@gmail.com
my shift key is broken. 'sure', you might say, 'but aren't there two other shift methods on your keyboard?'. well, the answer is yes, so i suppose i am lazy. think more ee cummings than illiterate islander.
pretty sure that chart shows that gmail is inadequate compared to hotmail, otherwise why wouldn't more people have it? the masses have spoken, and hotmail is there even for the proletariate as opposed to gmail, which was, until recently, invite only. any real socialist would support hotmail on the basis that it accepts everyone, regardless of who they know, how smart they are, or how much cred they have.
i like the song. have you heard bikeride? they have a similar, if more upbeat, sound. i also like the miracle fortress song about dreaming, i forget what it's actually called.
in the words of Binder's girlfriend,
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